January 28th - Nevis

       

How did I get so lucky to be nominated to enter the next log into the diary?  Christy thought those that frequent the site most often might enjoy hearing a different perspective....in this case the perspective of Christy's youngest sister, Kim. 
 
Those of you that heard the story of Dan and Candy's visit back in December will be disappointed to hear that motion sickness is not something you inherit.  I'm bouncing around the boat, furling the genoa, dropping the dingy, washing dishes with the smallest amounts of water you can imagine, and yes, shaving my legs with a cup of water.  Seems my past experiences in camping and on other boats has all been leading to this - life aboard Zia.
 
It's my first visit and I immediately understand the importance of weather.  8:30AM and it's time to tune into Chris' weather reports.  This is a man who, for a yearly fee of $175, reports on all things weather and boating related in the Caribbean.  I asked Joe where this guy lives, but nobody seems to know.  I have a mental picture of some weird lonely guy living in a hut somewhere and this is all he does - talk to people on the radio and via email about swells and currents and precipitation (oh, my!).  I've never been so fascinated by weather, especially on a day like today when it's windy and rainy.  I was hoping my four days with the Boyles would consist of nothing but sun to help overcome my intense Midwestern pigmentation challenges, but it seems I might be out of luck.  Chris has not given me the report I wanted this morning.  It seems we may be in for this nasty weather through my departure, when it will instantly turn sunny again.
 
Next, I notice how brilliant my two nieces have become.  They are in the midst of their second day of school since I boarded Zia, and I bet I've learned more from them than they are learning from their home schooling lessons.  I probably once knew what a palindrome was way back in 1st or 2nd grade but who the hell remembers?  My nieces have ensured they refresh my memory.  For those who do not know, a palindrome is a word or a phrase that is the same thing forward as it is backward.  Try this one - did joe kill like oj did?  How about butt raft fart tub?  I think the latter is their favorite as it sends them into giggle fits every time it's said aloud.
 
Not only are my nieces smarter than I am, but they are certainly physically stronger than I am.  Both Cassie and Juliana dove down 10 - 15ft. to the bottom of the bay (we are anchored off of Pinney Beach in Nevis), where we were searching for sand dollars.  I haven't seen a sand dollar since I was a kid!  There were hundreds of them everywhere we turned.  Cassie and Juliana dove down again and again, collecting well over 30 sand dollars, about 21 of which survived without breaking all the way back to the boat.  I can only be held responsible for diving for one of the 21.  Not only do I freak out a little diving down so far, but my lung capacity is not quite as rich as Cassie and Juliana's (yes, Mom and Dad, I need to quit smoking). 
 
While we were diving for sand dollars, we saw the most interesting fish.  It looked like an alien or a giant grasshopper, with fins it used to crawl along the bottom of the bay, wings that sprouted off the back of the fins, and giant black bug eyes on either side of its head.  Joe dove down to get a closer look and once he did, the fish spread its wings and I saw strips of brilliant blue on the edge of each.  After consulting the Big Book of Fish, we're still not quite sure what it is - maybe a Bighead Searobin or a Lion fish?  Regardless, I think we'd all agree it was not the kind of fish you'd catch and filet for dinner.
 
Cassie, Juliana and I have had story-time each night so far.  The first night, we told a group story, each taking a sentence and passing it on to the next to continue the story.  We told the story of Eissac and Ieluj and Aunt Mik (names courtesy of Uncle Mike Boyle), who had and adventure that included grey buildings and cobble stone, a homeless guy with what ended up being a black stone walking stick (Juliana wanted it to be a magic wand - she's reading Harry Potter if you can't tell), and an Alice In Wonderland-type experience with shrinking (minus the assistance of cookies & milk).  Last night we enjoyed a story about the trials and tribulations of my 6 month old cat, Lenny.  They think it's funny that he continues to fall in the toilet when I forget to put the seat down.
 
Joe is definitely the captain of the boat, but his other core responsibility seems to be dishes.  It's always good to keep a level head by taking the most important along with the least pleasurable job on the boat - keeps you humble.  I think he's happy that I'm with them for a few days if for nothing else than to be relieved of the washing duties.  Dishpan hands are no fun for anyone!  Madge, we need some Palmolive!
 
Joe has decided that he wants, nay, must have, a helicopter to go along with his beautiful boat.  Once arriving in Nevis yesterday, we watched one such gadget fly past us to land aboard a ship called the Floridian.  A less than unique name for a boat that we're sure is filled with elderly, rich gentlemen accompanied by busty, young, diamond-loving blondes.  We did discuss the possibility of me swimming over to introduce myself, but we heard over the radio that "lunch was served".  Timing is everything with these things, so I decided against it - for the time being.  It'd be rude to interrupt their caviar and champagne but today is another day. 
 
Christy has turned into quite the sailor as well, though she also seems quite comfortable with the role of the "bathing beauty" of the ship.  She will put her top on when guests arrive.  I've also noticed that she has a strange reaction to grocery stores since living on a boat.  We spent well over a half hour in the store on St. Kitts while Christy simply looked at bottle after bottle, package after package of interesting concoctions and giggled "I love coming to grocery stores!"  Weird if you ask me, as I don't go to grocery stores in Chicago until I'm down to my last square of toilet paper, but whatever makes her happy!
 
In closing, to those of you planning on staying aboard Zia, a few things to note:
  • Never pack a computer in a bag that you check on the plane, especially when it's a brand new fancy Fujitsu that you're delivering to the Boyles as a replacement.  It'll make you feel more idiotic than Joe dumping the original computer in the water.  Yes, it was stolen right out of my bag.  The ten bags of flour tortillas made it, though, and that's the most important thing.
  • Bring books!  The Boyles have begun to re-read their entire library.  Even if you don't buy books specifically for them, plan on Christy negotiating a trade. 
  • Starbucks coffee, though she's learned to live without, will ensure that Christy (and therefore Cassie) will have a good day at school.  French Roast, please.
  • Lastly, you need to slow down.  Your cell and blackberry won't work here.  You'll need to  mellow about your shower etiquette.  There's just no need to shower every day!  Most importantly, slow down so you enjoy your time aboard Zia with this very courageous and adventurous family that I miss so much.  As Christy noted, they'll probably be seeing more of me now than when they lived in Annapolis!
- Aunt Kim
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